You come home from a late night at the bar to find me, your wife, waiting for you. I’ve had it with your behavior. You aren’t a good husband. Clearly, you were never taught the proper way for a man to act. Well, don’t worry - I’m going to teach you! First, you need to be punished. I’m going to put you over my knee and spank you just like a naughty boy. From now on, I’m making the rules around here. You will follow them or you will be paddled. Go ahead and cry, little man! No amount of tears or begging is going to save your poor, sore little bottom…