You might have seen the news about the local break-ins, the headlines saying how someone was going around and removing local men's testicles? Well, lucky you! I have found my way into your home to steal yours and add them to my collection. But, of course, I have to tease you a bit first by licking and spitting all over them. I like when you get super turned on before I chop them off; another burglary for this jewel thief!