We already know it's small, it's obvious you can't satisfy any woman with it, but how small is it, really? Do you have the guts to share your camera with me and show me? I know that deep down, there's a part of you that wants me to record you and show it to all of my girlfriends! I know that a part of you wants me to gather all of my friends over at my place, tie you up, laugh at the size of that dicklet and sip on cocktails! Isn't that so, loser? I wonder if it fits more in the cute category or the disgusting one! Let's find out! Take it out and entertain me! Come on, I promise I'll try not to laugh too hard haha :P