I know you're a dirty panty stealer and I want to hear you confess it to me. I know what kind of filthy thoughts you have about tiny little sweaty thongs in stinky ass cracks, and I want you to say "Please" while my shorts come down. Let's play a little something called Trick or Treat, where you have to guess if I'll give you something tasty or something foul. Either way, you'll have a big dumb grin on your face by the end of it. Now, open up your mouth, accept your fate, and slurp my winking asshole.