5 MINS***It's the happiest day of my life! Wellll...until I get to the altar and my gassy tummy goes crazy! I struggle through my vows desperately trying to laugh off the farts and keep the romance-but its no use :( Soon the wedding guests can't contain their laughter and I can't contain my farts! Oh God that was a wet one! Gotta go! Ummm... wedding over!