I know you have a lot on your chest. All those sins bringing you down. The Bible says that if we confess our sins, we will be forgiven, but will your god actually give you? So instead, I am going to have you confess your sins to satan himself. You will confess your sins and stroke as to let satan feed off your sins! I want you to grab your bible and "follow along" while we revel in your sins and blasphemy, spilling your seed and confessing your sins to the Lord below, Satan himself!