I want you to watch porn, sniff your party favors and hump your pillow! Losers like you who are addicted to porn don't deserve to jerk off like real men. No. I want you to take your porn addiction to the next level. You can never fuck like the men in porn do. All you can do is stay at home and hump your pillow and further your porn addiction. You're going to become so addicted to this that you're not going to want to jerk to porn anymore. Become the brainless pillow humping porn addict you were born to be.