Am I Gay? Hello there, come on in and sit down... I’ve gone over your file; I’ve looked at your answers to my very personal sexual orientation questionnaire and I am ready to give you a verdict on what I think your sexual orientation is… are you ready? Good, because I feel I can give you an accurate response to a question that is often difficult for a man such as yourself, a man that is out in the real world behaving like he’s a straight guy when clearly… you are far from that description; yes, that is correct I have ascertained you are NOT a straight man… not one bit… but let me first explain some things to you; things that I can tell from your answers you are clearly having a difficult time accepting. Download now and listen to my sexy voice explain some things so that you are not so confused about whether you are gay or not.