You’re very aware of your own inadequacies, but that doesn’t stop you from lusting after women incredibly out of your league. You’re always the shoulder to cry on, so dependable for the women in your life. But since you don’t have the balls to act on your feelings, you’ve cemented yourself in the friendzone. You’re far from assertive, and your female friends couldn’t be more oblivious to how you really feel. Congrats! You’ve managed to act as your own cockblock, eternally terrified of her rejection. When are you ever going to man up?