I know about your secret life, roomie. What, you thought I was oblivious in regards to your late night suitors? These walls are thin and the moans I hear, no matter how hushed, are impossible to ignore. The rest of the world may not know you’re a homo, but I do. And what a shame if that info were to get out! You see, if I’m going to have to put up with listening to your sex life each night, then I’m getting something out of it, gay boy. I guess you’ll just have to buy my silence for your own piece of mind.