You love watching porn just as much as the next guy, getting off each night to video after video. But really, you’re not man enough to be watching that kind of material. I know this is just an excuse to see the men in action, you aren’t paying any attention to the women in your videos. From here on out, I’m not letting you watch anything other than gay porn! You’ll learn to accept your homo tendencies as you’re deprived of what little sham of heterosexuality you were holding onto. I mean, no one has to know what kind of porn you watch, do they? You don’t have the balls to admit who you are, so I’m going to have to f 0 r c 3 you to do so.