When you married Zoe Parker's mom, you had no idea what was in store! A super-slutty step-daughter-to-be?!? Yeap. You've had suspicions, too. Zoe walks about the house half-nude, and you'd swear she checks out your package from time to time! So when you came home from work early and caught Zoe on your bed, jerking to your dirty mag -- well, was it really a surprise? You were surprised, however, with how turned on it made you. And since she's over 18 and an adult, when Zoe challenged you to "take it out and stroke...it's OK!" well, what else would any red-blooded step-daddy do? Exactly! Enjoy my bro!