Warning: I’m feeling extra mean today so don’t go further if you can’t handle it. Being a virgin doesn’t just mean you miss out on sex. It means you miss out on having a girlfriend and everything that comes with that. No romance or sharing special moments together. Nope, you’re lonely life means the closest thing you have to a relationship is being made fun of by hot girls on the internet. Maybe I should feel sorry for you, but nobody else cares about you, so why should I? Get on your knees and prepare for a sad wank while I rub in your face how lonely your life is, how it compares to normal guys’ lives, the many things you miss out on and more.