I'm so excited to finally be on your plate! Tiny, helpless, and nude... I get so turned on by the idea of you finally devouring me! I slather myself with vegetable oil as I muse about the different ways you'll prepare me. Will you use me for sausages in the morning? Will you bake and broil me for a full dinner? Finally, covered in oil, there's nothing left to do but place the apple in my mouth and wait to be served...