I know you haven’t experienced much winning in life. Well, because I’m so nice, I’ve come up with a competition you might actually do well at. Yeah you might not want to win this contest, but I don’t care. It’ll be funny to see the results. You’ll write an email to me answering some questions to help me decide who the biggest pussy free loser is. If your email gets back to me before 14th September you might be included in the results clip where everyone will hear what a pussy free loser you are. But don’t worry, because the only people watching it will be other pussy free losers. And obviously you don’t have to use your real name. So get on your knees and start stroking your dick while you answer my questions. It’ll help keep you honest.