(Supplies needed: chalice, or other fancy glassware) *** You love the taste of your own cum, the satisfying treat that awaits you post-orgasm. You frequently find yourself craving the hot, salty substance that slides down your throat after each little jerkfest. But recently, you find yourself wanting something more. You consider yourself quite the cum connoisseur, so why not make it official? That’s what brought you here to this ceremony, an initiation into a club of other like-minded individuals. Once you pass the test, you’ll become a certified, card-carrying cum eating LOSER.