You talked a big game about how you had never met a girl who could really beat you up, and I’m sick of hearing about it. I’m going to take you down, and do you know how? I’m going straight for the most effective approach: a merciless kick, straight to your balls. Once I have you rolling around on the floor, I’m going to keep destroying your balls with my feet, stomping and standing on them in these heavy boots, teasing you about being ballbusted by a mean muscle girl.