Playing in the water with my new PFD, I love to splash around in nothing but my orange life vest! Come swim with me on this hot afternoon and you can watch me dip my butt in the water, dolphin dive, shake my booty, and see my sun-kissed buddy glistening wet with only a bit of orange to conceal me. I may even decide to show you my titties, all squeezed tight in my life jacket!