You’re like this gum on the bottom of My shoe. Grimy, slimy, and crusty all rolled into one. What to do with someone like you? Hmmm? How about this. I’ll allow you to cum today, but only if you eat it off My rancid gym sneaker. (Don’t forget to eat the gum, too.) Bon Apetit! FOLLOW WWW.TWITTER.COM/ALESCOULIER