Tight Archaeological PitFalls in the Clutches of That Frightful Rotter, Professor Archer! That dastardly professor! She might have known it would be him! But now, gagged and trussed in a chair, secreted within a secure lock-up garage, there is nobody she can tell her tale of creepiness to. Shall we see how this beautiful, perfectly—formed young lady in her tight shorts and desert booties wound up a squirming captive in here? Let’s. It all began when Callista, a promising young archaeological student who had attended a number of noteworthy digs with her former (now missing, strangely) Professor Rupert MediCare. Now the old fart has done one into the night, she has to contend with his bizarre nephew, Damon. BUT, Damon has recently been released from prison though this unwholesome fact does not deter the good-natured babe. Everyone is due a second chance, right? But when precious artefacts recovered from various dig sites begin going missing, the beautiful and inquisitive girl decides to get to the bottom of it. Confronting Damon Archer about matters (he claims to be a professor too, but she has no way of verifying this detail) does not enter her mind. Though it should, as she will soon see. But she would like to draw the matter to his attention, and does so now, over the phone. Archer feigns concern (well, it isn’t totally feigned, he now has a meddler to deal with most harshly after all) realising the jig is up, for it is him behind these brazen thefts... Once a thief always a thief… And thus, he invites the young lady to meet with him at MediCare’s old lock-up. Here he plans on neutralising the question asker and holding her there until he can grab what’s left from the most recent, Syrian dig, and scarper away into the hills. Agreeing to meet with him in twenty British minutes (they are the same length of time as any other country, be confused not) the lovely Callista, in her archaeological uniform (because we know you like seeing her like that, and who can blame you) arrives on time. But, as she surveys the cold, dank chamber, she has no idea where Archer is. She only finds out when his grimy paw shoots out and handgags her...