I really don't want to go to the post office: every time I stay waiting in line for hours and hours under the sun, I have to find a way to skip the line! do you have any ideas? Yes, I know pregnant women can skip the line whenever they want.. but I'm not pregnant and I'm afraid I'll have to resign myself to spending the day in line. But now that I think about it, I read something interesting a few days ago.. something about a valve at the bottom of the navel that has a similar function to the valves on inflatables. Here, I found a perfect tube for this job: now you help me! Fill your lungs with air and blow as much as you can, make my belly inflate until I look like a pregnant woman! Amazing, it really works! The buttons on my dress have opened powerfully and my belly is round and prominent like that of a pregnant woman. Do you think you should insufflate more air? Probably yes, I wouldn't want to risk deflating while I'm at the post office.. blow, blow into me again! But wait.. don't be so powerful.. I feel like there's no more room inside me! I can't get the tube out of the valve.. stop blowing, I feel like I'm going to explod-*BOOOOM* Sound effects present in this clip: air blowing, body explosion