Admiring my figure in the mirror, I feel softer lately. My hips feel wider and my thighs jiggle more when I walk, could I have put on weight? I still feel like the same ghoul but... maybe just to be sure I'll try on some clothes from last year. Oh dear, my shorts wont button no matter how much I jump and try to tuck in my belly! Time to take some measurements! There are still more clothes I think I can fit into, as I go through them I start to realise perhaps I have put on more weight than the usual fluctuation of my body. Only one way to know for sure! Get the scale! We're gonna get to the bottom of this! How much do I weigh?!