Converted with Converse

My smelly, sweaty Converse have seen My feet barefoot more times than you have. It makes you jealous that you cannot spend every waking moment of your pitiful existence worshipping My perfect size 6 feet. My feet sway back and forth and dangle the perfect sneaker in front of you, draining you of all your willpower to resist them. Crave My sneakers to have and to hold at home with you as your new girlfriend? DM to purchase them for $55 plus shipping and alterations.