How does a teacher discipline a delinquent student? After a year of detentions, suspensions, failed grades and frustration, you can't blame me for doing what I did. If you'd only met the family, you would see that the putrid apple really doesn't fall far from the spindly tree. His father is a pervert who cares more about lifting skirts than his son's future, and his mom? She's a special breed of bitch. One by one, I invited them to my personal home to discuss helping the golden boy graduate, and one by one I made them pay for the hell they caused. With the help of some special tea, I shruk and consumed them all. I did them a favor, really. There's no need to worry about graduation when you're simply tummy mush, flushed and forgotten. Besides, I gave him the gift of taking his virginity as a final farewell.