Do you ever wonder why you're still a virgin when other men like you seem to have found people of the opposite sex to love them even though they have clit dicks? Do you ever wonder why you have to resort to pretending hot girls like me are cucking you when you know of many clit dicked men that actually get cucked irl? I tell you all the reasons why you're alone and unable to make any lasting connections and spoiler alert: not all of it has to do with that pathetic thing between your legs that you call a dick.