You are just a tiny, little, itty bitty, insignificant man. Someone as small as you couldn’t possibly ever do anything worthwhile with his life. But don't worry, I'll give you a purpose. You are going to be a tasty snack for me to eat! I will gobble you down, mashing you with my teeth, swirling your broken body around with my tongue, and devouring every delicious bit of you. As you feed my hungry belly, you will know that your sad existence finally amounted to something.