I make a sweet mess in a ditch while cars drive by on the road above me. Wearing white shorts, a cute dark blue top, and gold fishnet leggings, I completely cover myself in maple syrup and marshmallow fluff, dump white pudding down my shorts, get pied in the face by my camera man, and have condensed milk poured all over my face. I do the walk of messy shame down the sidewalk back to my car. NO NUDITY