I stop by my best friend's house, all dressed up for a date. The poor simp thinks I am dressed up for him, but I'm really just swinging by so he can get my pussy and asshole fluffed up and make me cum before I go to my boyfriend's house. You see, my BF is kind of a douche, he has a big cock and fucks me right but isn't into foreplay, so that's why my virgin best friend is useful! He loves me like family so of course he would help me out with any favor I ask of him. First, I need my asshole cleaned. I make sure his chastity is still on tight, then he asks me please not to fart on him this time, because he doesn't like it, but I can't control my gas. I rip multiple loud farts right in his mouth while he licks me up. Even though he hates it, he keeps going because I'm his bestie. Then, I need him to worship my pussy and give me a nice, gentle orgasm. I mount his face and my juices just flow into his mouth. I continue farting through this segment. I have to get all the gas out or my boyfriend will not be pleased. After cumming on my friend's face, I get a text saying that my BF has to work instead, so the date is canceled. I came prepared, though. I know douchey guys can flake easily, but I still want to get fucked, so I pull a face dildo out of my purse and affix it to my best friend's head. It would be weird to actually fuck my best friend, plus his penis is just too small for a size queen like me, so the face dildo is far more appropriate. My best friend just sits there and takes it while I ride the huge black cock on his face. He must be so embarrassed, but he would never say it! I cum again from fucking the dildo, then I lie on top of my BFF with my boobs in his face. I tell him that since the date is off, we can have a fun sleepover and catch up on shows together. He is frustrated from being cucked and denied so much, but he is used to it. That's just life when you're a beta male.