I just can't stop laughing! What you have between your legs looks more like an accident! Very clear definition of a smurf dick! Did the blue dwarfs even have anything like that? It doesn't matter, because your 3rd "leg" is just weird to yelp! You are unpeakable and you will remain so for your entire life. You can only dream of a pussy with your tiny smurf dick! Instead of licking or fucking a pussy, you'd rather lick my feet! At least this is how your life makes sense! Suck your feet and pay - nothing more is provided for you!