(Re-uploaded custom) I'm Dorian, your average high school twink, walking home from school one day with my crush. I'm really nervous around him since I like him so much, but I decided to finally work up the courage to tell him how I feel. I decide to chew some gum to calm myself down--it's berry-flavored, which is kind of weird, but I chew it anyway. I tell him that I like him and even ask him out, but then he makes a face at me and tells me I'm turning blue! I look at the pack of gum and find a note from the school bully saying that he planted the gum in my bag so I'd blow up into a blueberry. My stomach gurgles, and all of a sudden I feel myself swelling up with juice. I'm completely humiliated and can't help but cry and whine as I swell up bigger and bigger--right in front of my crush! Themes: blueberry, expansion, inflation, growth, humiliation, high school, embarrassment