Sometimes, I just have to see how bad a bad idea really is. You'll see me start by inserting my Collins speculum and stretching my pussy wide open, revealing my big stretched urethra. Then, I take a small clothespin, insert one jaw into my peehole, and let it close, pinching the bottom of my urethral opening. I reposition it slightly, to make it hurt even worse, and then use a vibrator on my big clit until I cum hard. Next, I grab a metal clamp that's even pinchier, and put that on instead. This time when I orgasm, it's even more emphatic!