I want to let my gluttony consume me. I want to move as little as possible while glutting myself on thousands upon thousands of calories. I never want to cook again. I don't want to even use a microwave. I want food brought to me; thousands upon thousands of processed artery clogging calories. I never want to have to lift a finger in the house. No cooking, no cleaning, and definitely no laundry! That's a waste of precious calories that could otherwise be turned to fat. The only exercise I'll tolerate is walking to the front door or fridge.