One day while out patrolling the city of New York, you, Spider-Man, run into your BIGGEST fan, AlexaCrush. She's giddy with excitement, stumbling over her words as she shows off her special Spidey-costume she made as an ode to her favorite superhero. She took some liberties with the costume, and the high cut on the bodysuit shows off her ASS like you would have never thought possible. You have a girlfriend, but you can't help but get a little excited when her butt JIGGLES, with nothing but a tiny bit of fabric caught between her cheeks to keep the outfit appropriate. She notices your boner and offers to help out with that, "After all," she smiles, "You don't want to be distracted while out fighting bad guys, do you?"