Hey bitch, yep, it's My birthday! It's like any other day really in that I get what I want, you do everything I say, I get to throw my demands around, only...more! I'm going to list all of the things I want this year and you're going to get me at least 1 of them. they range from cheap to very expensive so all of my slaves can afford to get me something. As I talk you through my list, I'm also going to give you jerk off instructions. So, do everything I say because its My birthday, bitch.