Chelsea's Crack-tastrophe: You're a shy neighbor trying to plan the perfect birthday party for the dreamy guy next door, but also for yourself. Your friends were all busy, and you've been meaning to ask him out, so this was the best option. You are meticulously getting everything sorted, and you frantically run around with Plumber's crack galore (belted jeans, heels or boots, blouse and jacket), as you decorate the place. Unfortunately, while you're putting up some tricky decorations, you stumble backwards and fall on your ass, sitting right on top of the cake, clogging your ass up with cake, frosting and sprinkles). Feeling heartbroken and embarrassed, you desperately try to salvage it (with your messy ass facing the camera), but fail and run away in tears, with your bare ass covered in chocolate frosting. He hears you crying and lets himself in out of concern, and sees you curled up, sobbing with your cake-covered ass still hanging out. He brushes your hair over your ear and wipes the tears from your cheek as he asks you what's wrong, and you blurt out through tears that you wanted everything to be perfect and that you've ruined the cake. He kisses your neck and whispers that "it's absolute perfection", and you ask him what he means as he kisses your lower back. Your back arches as you feel his tongue cruise upward from the bottom of your left buttcheek, as he licks the frosting off of your bum, as you white-knuckle your pillow and whimper, as you realize that you're about to get everything that you've wanted since he moved in. He continues licking the frosting off of your ass, before he puts you on all fours, with your bare ass in the air, as he starts to rim you (Rimjob POV angle). You can't contain yourself, as you whimper in sweet agony, and manage to squeak out a "Thank You" and a "Happy Birthday", as you moan and bury your face into your pillow, with your back heavily arched and your bum high in the air. He assertively pushes your bum and hips into the mattress, as he climbs towards you, kisses you on the neck and whispers, "happy birthday, hun", since you two shared a birthday, and he had been planning to take you out for dinner since he moved in. You're overcome with emotion and want to ask him what took him so long, but you gasp as he glides his tongue across your asshole, and you cover your mouth, as tears of sweet agony run down your face. As you lay curled up, he slips his fingers into the back of your sagged jeans and rubs your clit as he eats your shared birthday dessert out of your bum. You slide your hand into the front of your jeans to rub your pussy as well. He manages to rub your clit, and rim your asshole in two different directions, and you get severely overstimulated, and your legs start convulsing as the orgasm gets closer, until you slap your own ass, which finally gets you to orgasm, and you roll around on the bed, with your bare ass still hanging out and belly slipping out from under your blouse, and smeared makeup.