It's my birthday and I've had a blast, but the party is over and everyone has gone home except for me and you. You chose to wait until we were alone to give me a very special birthday present. One that you know I will love. You hand me a small, silver box containing my mysterious gift. I open it excitedly but I am shocked when I see what's inside: a tiny person!!! They're the smallest I have ever seen too! I had no idea you knew that I had a kink for playing with and voring tiny people! How did you even find this person? Did you shrink them or find them this size? Oh who cares! I am ready to enjoy my tiny birthday present. You can watch me swallow them too as long as you tell me where I can find more.