Pleasing me is not that difficult. All you need to do is put my greed before everything else in your life and relinquish all control to your finances. In other words, complete and total financial submission. That's what I want from you. Fuck your f*m*ly, your bills, your hobbies... none of that matters anymore. Once you stare at me in my tight, shiny leather pants, you'll be handing it all over to me in no time. You need that rush, after all. Your boring suburban 9-5 life will never bring you the kind of excitement you crave, You will only get that from paying me. Hand it over, wallet.