There are a lot of unique employment opportunities these days and you are here to interview for the position of my personal 'can do' assistant. Several times during the day I will need you to rub, service and kiss my feet along with your other responsibilities. Try it out and see if you like it! You are actually really good at rubbing feet and I bet you are just a foot guy waiting to happen. Let me help you explore something new you didn't know you'd love! Now, kiss them, yes, just like that. I think you should start today! And if that hard on in your pants is any indication this job is the right fit for you, then we will surely make an excellent team.