It's raining outside so the best thing we can do to pass the time indoors is hang out in my bathroom while I take a rainy day dump. It is such a long offering I'm certain I'll clog the toilet again. If you saw me out in public do you think you could tell if my belly was full and that I had to go just by the way I stand and walk? Stroke to my bathroom routine like the dirty toilet you are and enjoy this relaxing rainy day bowel movement.