Wow. I am so bloated from my cheat meal, and I only ate 1 hour ago. I sit back in my chair, my sweatpants tight around my belly, your view from your tiny chair is straight belly on with an upward view. I tell you about how bloated and upset my belly is as I rub it and show off the size of it. I describe why it is bloated but still am in shock of HOW bloated I am. Soon after teasing with my big bloated belly, I tell you what I ate. I am shocked you are not more afraid when I tell you. You actually look excited. A tiny, excited to hear that I just ate a BOWL OF TINIES as my cheat meal of the month. Then you reveal you wish you had been in my bowl. I explain I couldn't possible eat one more bite and I never just eat one anyways. Soon though, after pulling my pants down to show my BIG bloat and my stretch marks from previous HUGE cheat meals.....I decide...One more......one more couldn't hurt...