An ode to bad taste and un/savvy capitalism, FemDom TV presents LocktOprah infomercial, a TV shopping spot promoting male chastity in celebration of Locktober. Do you suffer from the small penile syndrome? Is your dick the main source of your insecurities? Do you hate your dick? Are you tired of being constantly ridiculed by women for the size of your penis? Then tribute $200 to enter Locktober club with Goddess Thea and lock away that shame of a phallus for the month of October. For only $200, you'll get to lock away your nasty cock all while being monitored by a tease Goddess, who will make you suffer in that tiny cage For only $200 you'll get access to a Telegram group of chastity bitches, where Goddess Thea will randomly check up on your cage, tease the precum out of you, make you a sloppy, slobbering chastity bitch, task you and if you fail to complete the task, you'll get taxed. You'll also get the chance to earn your spot in exclusive livestreams for the best bitches only. THIS IS AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE! SEND $200 NOW AND LOCK YOUR COCK AWAY + SEND A PICTURE PROOF WITH TIMESTAMP ON YOUR THIGH. SIDE EFFECTS OF ENTERING LOCKTOBER CLUB INCLUDE: obedience, malleability, empty pockets, blue balls. These side effects are welcome as they reinforce the effect of chastity.