Oh hi sweetie! It's been so long since I've seen you, how have you been? Well that's good. My son isn't home yet, he is suppose to be here any minute so you can just hang out with me and wait for him. We need to catch up anyways! I'm so glad you and my son are best friends, you are such a sweet boy! Oh honey, can you excuse me for one minute? I need to go potty really bad, I'll be right back ok? ...... Well, I'm back and this is quite embarrassing but... well, we are out of toilet paper! I can't believe I didn't check before I went. I'm feeling super gross now so I think I'm going to go take a shower, you can just hang out here and wait for my son to get home. Oh my... what... what are you talking about?! You want to be my.... toilet paper? You want to lick my dirty asshole with your tongue? Oh sweetie... I don't know I mean... Well, actually... I didn't really want to take a shower, I just did my hair so... well, I actually think I might like that! Using a tongue as toilet paper sounds very intriguing. Ok, let's do it! I'm going to slide my pants down and you can just go to town cleaning your best friend's mom's dirty asshole!