I just got back to hell from the mortal world and I picked up McDonald's, my favorite treat. (Other than the souls of men, of course.) I get myself a little human blued on the side and get to eating! I tell you about how my fast food order has changed over the course of my weight gain, first just a chicken nugget meal, then cheeseburgers, now I have to add a quarter pounder to get full! The bubbly soda makes me burp as I eat as well! There's lots of good chewing noises and me fully enjoying every single bite.