You, get here now... I know what you've been up too and we need to have words... Serious words! I found out that you've been tugging away to other people's porn, and I am disgusted that you would do that... I thought you were better than that? We're gong to have to do something about this... And I have just the thing to help you control your urges... You know what this is right? Surely you've seen a chastity cage in some of that porn you've been watching right?