Watching Baywatch corrupted so many y0ung men. Big fake tits. Long blonde hair. Gorgeous babes, running in slowmo on their TV screens. So perfect, so desirable, yet so unattainable. Pam's fake tits bouncing up and down in slow motion as she ran along the beach; it shaped a generation's idea of what "the standard of beauty" was. But was this really just innocent TV? It corrupted so many weak males into being attracted to and obsessed with the "Porn Babe" Aesthetic... And you and I both know that you'd never be capable of pulling a beautiful, blonde, fake-titted babe in real life. So of course, you turned your attention to porn, where you could have endless out-of-your-league women doing anything your heart desired on your computer screen. What began so innocently on mainstream, before-the-watershed television, corrupted you into the fisst fucking porn addict that you are today. And I'm here to encourage you even more. Thanks Baywatch, for paving the way in creating so many weak, gooning, tit obsessed porn addicts; Dommelia will take over from here.