You’ve been sent to the new principal’s office for causing disruptions in class and being an overall nuisance to your teachers. Principal Tate isn’t amused when you claim this is your first trip to the office, and she giggles when you mention you haven’t heard about her and her corporal punishment policy. What a silly, silly pupil! She can tell you’re going to be a tough little nut to crack so she wastes no time getting right down to discipline. She instructs you to pull your trousers and underwear down to your ankles and get over her lap at once. She has an array of paddles to grace your cheeks and she plans to teach you a lesson you won’t soon forget. She plans to send you back to class with a better attitude and blistering, red behind. Perhaps, now you’ll remember Principal Tate and her views on corporal punishment.