5 MINS***Oh you don't want me to gain more weight? TOO BAD. We both know you're not gonna do any better, and you'll never leave me. So you're gonna watch me stuff my face and get fatter and fatter, till I'm a bedbound blob! And guess who's paying for all this blob's food? YOU! Haha! You work and starve, while I get fatter and fatter! Sounds good to me.