I am appalled! All the bananas are missing from the fruit bowl, and my lingerie is littered all over the kitchen. I know exactly what you've been up to! You've been trying on my lingerie (again. What is WRONG with you?) and getting yourself off by sucking on bananas! Well, if you think that's such a great idea, you can watch me do it, can't you? I'll suck on this banana here, and hump the bed in my tight blue jeans... Oooh, actually maybe you were on to something, it feels quite good! I slip of my tight jeans, and keep sucking on the delicious banana while I hump the corner of the bed in my tight white underwear. I think I might prefer this to marital relations with you! We could both play in my underwear!