God, men are so pathetic. It's not hard to control any of you. Matter of fact, I've been doing this since I've turned 18. I would go to coffee shops pretending to study just to wait for one of you fucks to buy me dinner. So easy. All it takes is a pretty face and someone to laugh at your stupid jokes. Well, the joke is on all of you. Watch me talk about all the wallets I have drained in just my dinner tabs alone!