Another year excisting on the same planet as you - pay up piggies. It’s my fucking birthday and I want everything, always wanting more and never pleased. You’re a piggy and you PAY. Every day , but especially today. I’m not going to sit here and give you a list of reasons WHY I deserve it - you’ll know it’s true about 5 seconds in when you see my hot tanned body in a bright pink bra and panties and sit back and let the verbal degradation flow - you won’t be able to say no. Get your pathetic wallet out and hand it OVER!